Re: Have You Heard This One?

W Ramsay ( w.ramsay@Strath.ac.uk )
Thu, 02 Nov 1995 09:53:31 +0000

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Further to: (Damn' machine crashed when I hit Send. It's never been the
same since I had its memory upgraded. More practice for your delete keys
out There)

>To: pcp@mailbase.ac.uk
>From: w.ramsay@Strath.ac.uk (W Ramsay)
>Subject: Re: Have You Heard This One?
>Attachments: C:\BILLDOCS\PCPDOCS\HUMOUR.TXT;
>
>
>Further to:
>
>>Bill:
>>
>> Did you intend to send what appeared on my screeen??
>>
>> Did others get the same scramble of symbols -- or was that some kind of
>>mistranslation at this end?
>>
>> Try sending your random notes on humor once again.
>>
>> Jim Mancuso
>>
>
>The copy returned to me by pcp was also scrambled out of recognition, so
I've re-saved a .txt version [ASCII Dos] and attached it to this message. A
third try follows with the document included. Let me know what happens!
>
>Thanks for your patience,
>
>Bill.
>
>

File re-attached.

Bill.

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Bill Ramsay,
Dept. of Educational Studies,
University of Strathclyde,
Jordanhill Campus,
GLASGOW,
G13 1PP,
Scotland.

'phone: +44 (0)141 950 3364
'fax: +44 (0)141 950 3367
e-mail: w.ramsay@strath.ac.uk

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